Paragon's Prolific Postings

Paragon's Prolific Postings

johnlockedness:

Simon Pegg and Amanda Abbington everyone.
johnlockedness:

Simon Pegg and Amanda Abbington everyone.
johnlockedness:

Simon Pegg and Amanda Abbington everyone.

johnlockedness:

Simon Pegg and Amanda Abbington everyone.

(via a-rare-spark)

sherlockbbc:

why is this so unfailingly funny every single time
sherlockbbc:

why is this so unfailingly funny every single time

sherlockbbc:

why is this so unfailingly funny every single time

(via a-rare-spark)

aranea-serket:

things they don’t show you in porn:

  • elbowing each other in the face
  • leg cramps
  • queefing
  • accidentally pulling each other’s hair
  • ass pubes

things they also don’t show in porn:

  • sleepy morning sex
  • mutual giggle fits over awkward situations
  • sex fading into cuddles fading into sex and back into cuddles
  • shivers
  • your lover’s o face

so don’t ever compare yourself to porn thank you

The subgenres of Amateur and Romantic would like a word.

(via curls-curves-and-kinks)

iwriteaboutfeminism:

Protesters occupy St. Louis University.
Early morning, Monday, October 13th


Innocent sentences like “we are too big for cops”  are the first step to some seriously bad mob mentality.
iwriteaboutfeminism:

Protesters occupy St. Louis University.
Early morning, Monday, October 13th


Innocent sentences like “we are too big for cops”  are the first step to some seriously bad mob mentality.
iwriteaboutfeminism:

Protesters occupy St. Louis University.
Early morning, Monday, October 13th


Innocent sentences like “we are too big for cops”  are the first step to some seriously bad mob mentality.
iwriteaboutfeminism:

Protesters occupy St. Louis University.
Early morning, Monday, October 13th


Innocent sentences like “we are too big for cops”  are the first step to some seriously bad mob mentality.
iwriteaboutfeminism:

Protesters occupy St. Louis University.
Early morning, Monday, October 13th


Innocent sentences like “we are too big for cops”  are the first step to some seriously bad mob mentality.
iwriteaboutfeminism:

Protesters occupy St. Louis University.
Early morning, Monday, October 13th


Innocent sentences like “we are too big for cops”  are the first step to some seriously bad mob mentality.
iwriteaboutfeminism:

Protesters occupy St. Louis University.
Early morning, Monday, October 13th


Innocent sentences like “we are too big for cops”  are the first step to some seriously bad mob mentality.
iwriteaboutfeminism:

Protesters occupy St. Louis University.
Early morning, Monday, October 13th


Innocent sentences like “we are too big for cops”  are the first step to some seriously bad mob mentality.
iwriteaboutfeminism:

Protesters occupy St. Louis University.
Early morning, Monday, October 13th


Innocent sentences like “we are too big for cops”  are the first step to some seriously bad mob mentality.
iwriteaboutfeminism:

Protesters occupy St. Louis University.
Early morning, Monday, October 13th


Innocent sentences like “we are too big for cops”  are the first step to some seriously bad mob mentality.

iwriteaboutfeminism:

Protesters occupy St. Louis University.

Early morning, Monday, October 13th

Innocent sentences like “we are too big for cops” are the first step to some seriously bad mob mentality.

(via curls-curves-and-kinks)

yousmellsofruity:

snotvanilla:

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

lovelyphantasmagoria:

setbabiesonfire:

swallowedwholeinnegatives:

What does this mean?

That, my friend, is exactly the question you have to ask.

YOU LEFT OUT THE MOTHERFUCKING CRYSTAL PYRAMIDS THEY FOUND ON THE FLOOR OF THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE

OLDER THAN THE AZTECS AND COMPLETELY SMOOTH AND 3 TIMES BIGGER THAN THE EGYPTIAN CHEOPS AND NO ONE KNOWS HOW IT GOT THERE.

IM SORRY BUT WHY IS THIS THE FIRST TIME IVE HEARD OF THE CRYSTAL PYRAMIDS WHAT IS THIS SHIT

OKAY HERE’S YOUR DEBRIEFING OF THE CRYSTAL PYRAMID BECAUSE THAT IS SOME CRAZY SHIT.
IN 2012 FRENCH AND AMERICAN SCIENTISTS STUDYING THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE STUMBLED UPON THIS HUGE TRANSLUCENT PYRAMID
THIS THING MEASURED 300 METERS WIDE AND 200 METERS TALL. THAT’S BIGGER THAN THE PYRAMIDS OF GIZA SO YOU COULD IMAGINE HOW CRAZY THIS WAS TO THE SCIENTISTS
NOW THIS IS ALL 2000 METERS UNDERWATER. THE SCIENTISTS THEN DISCOVERED TWO HOLES AT THE TOP OF THE PYRAMID THAT MOVE WATER THRU AT AN EXTREMELY FAST RATE. THIS CAUSES MASIVE SURGE WAVES AND MIST ON THE SURFACE. THAT MAY BE THE REASON FOR THE INCIDENTS WITH BOATS AND PLANES CRASHING THERE
THEY’RE SAYING THAT THIS PYRAMID COULD BE FROM THE TIME BEFORE THE BIBLE SAYS NOAH’S ARK HAPPENED
OR ALIENS
BUT WHATEVER IT IS THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE JUST GOT LIKE A BILLION TIMES CREEPIER

WHAT. The FUCK


Step pyramids: When you don’t have modern support structures and you want to make a huge building,  stacking smaller buildings on top of a big one is your first step. Thus what we consider to be a step “pyramid”  is born. Also a five second Google search proves that there is no hard data on the crystal pyramids,  only showing up on pseudoscience documentaries and people who want to keep the idea of the Bermuda triangle “spooky.”

yousmellsofruity:

snotvanilla:

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

lovelyphantasmagoria:

setbabiesonfire:

swallowedwholeinnegatives:

What does this mean?

That, my friend, is exactly the question you have to ask.

YOU LEFT OUT THE MOTHERFUCKING CRYSTAL PYRAMIDS THEY FOUND ON THE FLOOR OF THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE

OLDER THAN THE AZTECS AND COMPLETELY SMOOTH AND 3 TIMES BIGGER THAN THE EGYPTIAN CHEOPS AND NO ONE KNOWS HOW IT GOT THERE.

IM SORRY BUT WHY IS THIS THE FIRST TIME IVE HEARD OF THE CRYSTAL PYRAMIDS WHAT IS THIS SHIT

OKAY HERE’S YOUR DEBRIEFING OF THE CRYSTAL PYRAMID BECAUSE THAT IS SOME CRAZY SHIT.

IN 2012 FRENCH AND AMERICAN SCIENTISTS STUDYING THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE STUMBLED UPON THIS HUGE TRANSLUCENT PYRAMID

THIS THING MEASURED 300 METERS WIDE AND 200 METERS TALL. THAT’S BIGGER THAN THE PYRAMIDS OF GIZA SO YOU COULD IMAGINE HOW CRAZY THIS WAS TO THE SCIENTISTS

NOW THIS IS ALL 2000 METERS UNDERWATER. THE SCIENTISTS THEN DISCOVERED TWO HOLES AT THE TOP OF THE PYRAMID THAT MOVE WATER THRU AT AN EXTREMELY FAST RATE. THIS CAUSES MASIVE SURGE WAVES AND MIST ON THE SURFACE. THAT MAY BE THE REASON FOR THE INCIDENTS WITH BOATS AND PLANES CRASHING THERE

THEY’RE SAYING THAT THIS PYRAMID COULD BE FROM THE TIME BEFORE THE BIBLE SAYS NOAH’S ARK HAPPENED

OR ALIENS

BUT WHATEVER IT IS THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE JUST GOT LIKE A BILLION TIMES CREEPIER

WHAT. The FUCK

Step pyramids: When you don’t have modern support structures and you want to make a huge building, stacking smaller buildings on top of a big one is your first step.

Thus what we consider to be a step “pyramid” is born.

Also a five second Google search proves that there is no hard data on the crystal pyramids, only showing up on pseudoscience documentaries and people who want to keep the idea of the Bermuda triangle “spooky.”

(via curls-curves-and-kinks)

xanaxoid:

millika:

Who’s Alex?
Billboard demonstrating gender stereotypes as most people automatically assume that Alex is the boy.

love this

While making a very good point,  it’s worth noting that the billboard goes beyond gender expectations to stack the cards in the boy’s favor.  He’s the focal point of the billboard,  the name is over his head, the other person is acting as more of a visual prop than a second subject (she’s not turned towards the camera fully so why should the viewer care when another subject is posing?).

xanaxoid:

millika:

Who’s Alex?

Billboard demonstrating gender stereotypes as most people automatically assume that Alex is the boy.

love this

While making a very good point, it’s worth noting that the billboard goes beyond gender expectations to stack the cards in the boy’s favor.

He’s the focal point of the billboard, the name is over his head, the other person is acting as more of a visual prop than a second subject (she’s not turned towards the camera fully so why should the viewer care when another subject is posing?).

(via curls-curves-and-kinks)

breebird33:

Bod and Silas from The Graveyard Book

breebird33:

Bod and Silas from The Graveyard Book

I’m becoming one of “those” people at lunch time.

I’m becoming one of “those” people at lunch time.

Remember those old math questions you had in algebra class? Where water is entering a container at a certain rate and leaving at a different rate and you need to figure out when it’ll be empty? Well, that concept is critical to the “Mark Watney doesn’t die” project I’m working on.

The Martian (via gyilkoseroca)

culturejolt:

The Martian by Andy Weir

NASA astronaut Mark Watney, a botanist and mechanical engineer, is left stranded on Mars when the crew of the Ares 3 mission is forced to evacuate their landing site in Acidalia Planitia due to a dust storm with high winds.

This is a great book so far. I recommend reading it or getting the audiobook.

How come Aqua Man can control whales? They’re mammals, makes no sense.

Mark Watney- The Martian By Andy Weir (via 8bitmonkey)
tastefullyoffensive:

One-Star Yelp Reviews of U.S. National Parks [mashable]Previously: 15 Brilliant Shower Ideas
tastefullyoffensive:

One-Star Yelp Reviews of U.S. National Parks [mashable]Previously: 15 Brilliant Shower Ideas
tastefullyoffensive:

One-Star Yelp Reviews of U.S. National Parks [mashable]Previously: 15 Brilliant Shower Ideas
tastefullyoffensive:

One-Star Yelp Reviews of U.S. National Parks [mashable]Previously: 15 Brilliant Shower Ideas
tastefullyoffensive:

One-Star Yelp Reviews of U.S. National Parks [mashable]Previously: 15 Brilliant Shower Ideas
tastefullyoffensive:

One-Star Yelp Reviews of U.S. National Parks [mashable]Previously: 15 Brilliant Shower Ideas
tastefullyoffensive:

One-Star Yelp Reviews of U.S. National Parks [mashable]Previously: 15 Brilliant Shower Ideas
tastefullyoffensive:

One-Star Yelp Reviews of U.S. National Parks [mashable]Previously: 15 Brilliant Shower Ideas
tastefullyoffensive:

One-Star Yelp Reviews of U.S. National Parks [mashable]Previously: 15 Brilliant Shower Ideas
tastefullyoffensive:

One-Star Yelp Reviews of U.S. National Parks [mashable]Previously: 15 Brilliant Shower Ideas

tastefullyoffensive:

One-Star Yelp Reviews of U.S. National Parks [mashable]

Previously: 15 Brilliant Shower Ideas

johnhotdamnson:

disneyismyescape:

wiggins knows whats up

happy columbus day
johnhotdamnson:

disneyismyescape:

wiggins knows whats up

happy columbus day

johnhotdamnson:

disneyismyescape:

wiggins knows whats up

happy columbus day

(via democratsaresexier)

liezlwashere:

Varietopia | 09.28.14Someone in the audience doesn’t know how to whisper, so Paul set out to figure out who was talking. 
liezlwashere:

Varietopia | 09.28.14Someone in the audience doesn’t know how to whisper, so Paul set out to figure out who was talking. 

liezlwashere:

Varietopia | 09.28.14

Someone in the audience doesn’t know how to whisper, so Paul set out to figure out who was talking. 

(via paulftompkins)

paulftompkins:

1) ok 2) sure 3) so small? 4) other side— oh 5) gimme that sharpie
paulftompkins:

1) ok 2) sure 3) so small? 4) other side— oh 5) gimme that sharpie
paulftompkins:

1) ok 2) sure 3) so small? 4) other side— oh 5) gimme that sharpie
paulftompkins:

1) ok 2) sure 3) so small? 4) other side— oh 5) gimme that sharpie
paulftompkins:

1) ok 2) sure 3) so small? 4) other side— oh 5) gimme that sharpie

paulftompkins:

1) ok 2) sure 3) so small? 4) other side— oh 5) gimme that sharpie